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Merry Christmas and a Sneezy New Year

Yay its nearly christmas .. and i’m getting a cold!
My hubby is away working and wont be home untill the 28th too so ‘bah hubug’ to that!!

I thought i’d put a collection of funny things here to cheer myself up as well as giving you a smile!

To start with here’s my favorite christmas song
I wanted to play this at the end of our wedding but my husband put his foot down and wouldn’t allow it, he said it wasn’t suitable for a June wedding, what a meanie!

The perfect t-shirt for the new years day hangover.

A cute winter poem to make you smile.
This time last year i was humming this poem to myself, it’s not quite the same this year with the mild English weather but here goes anyway!

The more it snows (Tiddely pom),
The more it goes (Tiddely pom),
The more it goes (Tiddely pom),
On snowing. And nobody knows (Tiddely pom),
How cold my toes (Tiddely pom),
How cold my toes (Tiddely pom),
Are growing.

A.A. Milne
Winnie the Pooh
The House at Pooh Corner

And some terrible christmas jokes .. christmas wouldn’t be the same without them!

Why does Santa have three gardens? So he can ho-ho-ho!

Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper?
He sold his soul to Santa.

Why Doesn’t Santa Have Any Children? Because He Only Comes Once A Year And That’s Down The Chimney!

Where do you find reindeer? It depends on where you leave them!

Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?
You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.

Who beats his chest and swings from Christmas cake to Christmas cake?
Tarzipan!

Have a mega fantastic super special Christmas everyone.

with love from Pixie xx

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Shhhh Hangover T-Shirt funny slogan from Zazzle.com.

Things that make me smile

I thought i’d make a blog to brighten the day as i’m feeling quite low.
My hubby is away working untill the weekend and i’ve also missed all the sunshine today as i’ve been working on my shop, so though i’d put together a few pictures and youtube video clips to make everyone smile 🙂

Yellow Gerbra Card with Famous Quote

The T-Mobile Royal Wedding

Warning I Hide Things – Infant Creeper

Twinkle Twinkle Little Duck
Twinkle Twinkle Little Duck - rubber duck with glitter

Rainbow Zebra Photo
rainbow zebra

Purple Pink Spirals Fractal Hi Ankle Boots – Shoes

funny bird

Thank You Card – Flower Wishing Tree

Cute Rainbow Matryoshka Owl Greeting Card

THE NEW LLAMA SONG !!!!!

Shhhh Hangover T-Shirt funny slogan

weebl and bob fishing